Everybody’s favorite category of storytelling.

Or whatever one, uh, the fish one. Not the bird one.

These quests are bullshit.

Find out who Michel was assigned as secret Santa since he didn’t read the letter.

Down in the mines somewhere.

Bookmark this page.

Alec robs a trains.

Robin is way too excited about that hardwood.

Michel’s capture crashed while he was emptying his tiny bladder.

Alec plays the field.

Why would you ever want to read a letter twice?

Michel’s ability to get lost is fascinating.

One on one, to the death.

And the fragments thereof.

What is this, hell?

The Nintendo 64 was the biggest letdown.

Alec doesn’t notice OBS has crashed.