~(⌑:°♡})~ invokes the engagement conch.

Alec gets a ducks.

hip-hip and so forth

Watch out for lightning strikes and the demiurge.

Is skinflint a slur? Is that an okay thing to say?

You know the one.

You wanna get a real MAN’S workout in you listen up good.

Something’s in the air.

Everybody’s favorite category of storytelling.

Or whatever one, uh, the fish one. Not the bird one.

These quests are bullshit.

Find out who Michel was assigned as secret Santa since he didn’t read the letter.

Down in the mines somewhere.

Bookmark this page.

Alec robs a trains.

Robin is way too excited about that hardwood.

Michel’s capture crashed while he was emptying his tiny bladder.

Alec plays the field.