Quite possibly the most boring thing ever committed to bits

Everything in this episode is 100% accurate.

The My Glove Story

I’ll put up with the jism in my mouth ’cause you give really good head.

If anyone’s gonna pee on him, it’s gonna be me

Partially inspired by Anthony Weiner

That’s better than what they actually are…

Keep out of reach of children…unless that’s your game you sick bastard!

Choose wisely, or you may find yourself trapped in a Starbuck’s bathroom