How much wheat can a Michel plant if a Michel could have no sense of the amount of effort that’s going to require to maintain?

Michel’s dreams of becoming a factory farmer have been dashed upon the rocks.

They’re not weapons.

Two of ’em.

“Thanks for the gift whoever you are next time don’t bother with the letter I just throw it on the floor without reading it.” ~Michel

Summer’s over kids lets all gather ’round and gawk at these luminescent sea bags.

Nothing says courtship like “I don’t remember your name, face, or hair color.”

Listen if you try to tell me you wouldn’t eat unwrapped cookies you found in someone’s garbage I don’t think I can trust you to be honest about anything at all.

(⯎:°♡}) will hold a grudge until the end of time you listen to me right now if you defend Harvey you’re a Joja shill.

et cetera et cetera

Michel is Oprah rich?

As if there wasn’t enough on his plate.

Michel can’t see the forest for the trees.

Have some seeds.

I almost got excited there for a moment.

Easy money.

Michel is very passionate about apples.

Michel refuses to pay attention to his.