I’m not crying but the protagonist sure is.

It’s just a shame about the gameplay and the writing.

You’re telling me humanity has figured out cryonic preservation capable of keeping thousands of people alive for centuries but still hasn’t figured out CLIMATE CHANGE yet? And POLITICIANS get first dibs?

A typing game you can get lost in

If your movement feels bad then your whole game feels bad.

Do with that information what you will.

I’m no stranger to burning bridges and even I think this is ill-advised.

I didn’t even realize there were flippers there until the end of the video.

This game is 100% historically accurate and should be used in classrooms.

How many shirts can you wear at once?

Pros: You can go back in time. Cons: You have to go all the way back.

It looks nice at least.

Silly mistake.

My entire life has been a lie.

Based on a cherrypicked sample of two games, I’d say every Xbox game is about being a Cold War era movie monster

You really need to know what you’re doing if you’re going to go around breaking it.

The biggest difference is I like Gothic.

I continue to delve deeper into the Orange Juice universe.