Free-To-Play Fridays
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Possibly the Most Obtuse First Puzzle In Any Game Ever Made – Wood & Flesh [Free-to-Play Fridays]
It’s like they wanted to outdo sliding tile puzzles for worst kind of puzzle.
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If I Made This I’d Be Embarrassed to Upload it to the Internet – Conscience [Free-to-Play Fridays]
Undercooked is the most charitable thing I can say about it.
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Oh That’s Why I’ve Never Heard of This Game – Let’s Try Burntime Remastered [Free-to-Play Fridays]
I think it would have been okay if this game remained relegated to the corners of abandonware sites and the Internet Archive.
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Claymation That Doesn’t Make You Wanna Croak – Escape From Castle Claymount [Free-to-Play Fridays]
Dioramas without the depression.
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I Swore Off Student Projects Before – Pizzapocalypse [Free-to-Play Fridays]
And I’ll swear off them again.
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This is Functional – Let’s Try Lord Ambermaze Prologue [Free-to-Play Fridays]
I’m not angry I downloaded this.
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Your Starting Gun Should At Least Be Okay – Let’s Try Rose [Free-to-Play Fridays]
If your starting gun feels bad to use then a player’s first experience with your game is a bad one.
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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One: The Robots Attack – Let’s Try Saturn [Free-to-Play Fridays]
I was as surprised as you surely are.
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Flash Was ALWAYS Bad – Let’s Try Wonderland Cosa Nostra [Free-to-Play Fridays]
It was never designed for games. Nobody should have ever made games in it.
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The White Door Was Better – Let’s Play Cube Escape: Paradox Part 2 [Free-to-Play Fridays]
This is kind of a miserable experience.
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It Costs Money to Put A Game on Steam – Let’s Try Granny Kick Neighbor [Free-to-Play Fridays]
Did you really have nothing better to do with that $100?
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Arbitrary Protocol – 道筋|Journey [Free-to-Play Fridays]
Do a bunch of random nonsense or else you lose.
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Well “Rain World” Was Already Taken – Let’s Try Rainy Day [Free-to-Play Fridays]
Weather is bad small talk even when it’s not the same every day.
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I Still Don’t Like Tower Defense – Let’s Try HexenHold [Free-to-Play Fridays]
I don’t know why I keep trying.
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Aesthetic Over All Else – Let’s Try Bleeding Roots [Free-to-Play Fridays]
I’m so tired of this. I’m so sick of it.
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Everything About This Game is Spaghetti – Let’s Try The New Sheriff [Free-to-Play Fridays]
So at least they stuck to a theme, I guess.