Free-To-Play Fridays
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It’s Student Project Season – Let’s Try Katto: Rising Tides [Free-to-Play Fridays]
This one froze my whole computer for several minutes when I quit to desktop. Just a heads up.
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You Buy a Pound of Blueberries and Find They’re Moldy – Let’s Try Reberryon [Free-to-Play Fridays]
The only thing this game got right was the visuals.
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Finally, A Good Game! – Let’s Try The WereCleaner [Free-to-Play Fridays]
A “gem” as the kids would say.
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Time To Burn It All And Get New Furniture – Let’s Try A Living Room [Free-to-Play Fridays]
I am not about to suffer an animate inanimate to live.
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It’s Always Broken Homes in this Franchise – Let’s Try The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit [Free-to-Play Fridays]
I wanted a break from gameplay this week.
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Snowboarding UPHILL in a Painful, Forced Tutorial – Let’s Try Shred Off [Free-to-Play Fridays]
If I were your professor I would kick you out of the class.
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Bad Defaults – Let’s Try Nightmare Kart [Free-to-Play Fridays]
Bad default FPS cap. Bad default controls. Bad default tutorial level. Bad defaults.
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Oh No, It’s a Survivors Clone – Let’s Try Bio Prototype II Prologue Demo Version Trial Version [Free-to-Play Fridays]
This genre was saturated before it even had a name.
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Time Travel? – Let’s Try The Twin Paradox [Free-to-Play Fridays]
You’d think they’d have selected someone who already knew the theory.
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I Call for a Moratorium on Time Loop Games – Let’s Try Your Turn to Disembark [Free-to-Play Fridays]
I didn’t realize how bad it’s become.
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Most Jam Games Focus On Gameplay – Vampire the Masquerade: Heartless Lullaby [Free-to-Play Fridays]
This one thinks it’s Disco Elysium (spoiler: It’s not).
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Most of This Game is Riding an Elevator – Let’s Play TEST TEST TEST [Free-to-Play Fridays]
That’ll be three minutes.
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The Dog Is Immortal – Let’s Play Psychopomp [Free-to-Play Fridays]
It’s really, seriously unfortunate.
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Awfully Tranquil for a Bullet Hell – Let’s Try Bloody Hell [Free-to-Play Fridays]
I wasn’t expecting so many blues and greens.
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I Was Told This Job Was For a Janitor, Not Everybody’s Gopher – Mops & Mobs [Free-to-Play Friday]
I’m a stickler for job descriptions. If you want me to care about your company as a whole I better be getting equity.