Alec
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Brother With a Bowl Cut | Let’s Play Game of Thrones Part 4
No wonder he’s so on edge all the time. I would be too if I was walking around looking like that.
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These North Koreans Seem Awfully Hip to American Culture – Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
I’m hearing a lot more American news broadcasts and dreams of becoming a Hollywood screenwriter than I should expect.
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Just Let Me Save and Quit at the End of the Chapter!!! – The Inner World: The Last Wind Monk Part 4
Everything that happens after I’ve already decided it’s time to turn the game off (because you TOLD ME it’s a good time to turn the game off!) is in…
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Script Kiddies Ruin Everything – The Escapists 2: K.A.P.O.W. Camp Days 5 & 6
You have to invade other people’s private, password-protected games because nobody wants to play with you. You’re a bad person and nobody will miss you when you’re gone.
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I Could Do With Fewer Gimmicks | Let’s Play Game of Thrones Part 3
Whatever resources went into making the sniffing dog feature would have been better spent on making sure the frame rate doesn’t tank when you move the camera.
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The Primary Objectives Are More Like Primary Suggestions – Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
They have a habit of being cancelled for plot reasons.
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Bad Translation is Getting in the Way of the Puzzles – The Inner World: The Last Wind Monk Part 3
The guard said “We only have the meat” when the solution to the puzzle was to get meat.
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Gainfully Employed at the War Camp – The Escapists 2: K.A.P.O.W. Camp Day 4
You can tell they just wanted to have a POW-themed prison but didn’t want to put in any actual effort to differentiate it at all even a little bit.
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A Priest Walks Into a Peasant Revolt | Let’s Play Game of Thrones Part 2
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
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Conversation Fatigue – Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
In the lobby of the Empire State Building, there are four brass roundels, art deco pieces.
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Robert Could Have a Career as a Cable Car Technician – The Inner World: The Last Wind Monk Part 2
He can’t be any worse than the last guy they had running the thing.
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Westeros Sounds Like The Name of a Villain in an ’80s Movie | Let’s Play Game of Thrones Part 1
And the Night Guard appears to be made up of middle schoolers.
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Penthouse Life – Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Don’t get used to it, Fisher. You’ll be back in the slums by sunrise.
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What Happened to Those Other Two Guys? – The Inner World: The Last Wind Monk Part 1
They’re briefly touched on in the intro but there’s no mention of what happened to them.
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Don’t Use Your Work Tools For Crimes – The Escapists 2: K.A.P.O.W. Camp Days 2 & 3
If for no other reason than you’ll fail your job quota.
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The Big Bank Job – Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Let’s make this robbery look like an accident.
